Update on Obedience - July 08
July 3rd, 2008After a small break, we’re back at the obedience. Danika is working with Chip on getting his CD. Dave is working with Junie B. for the same title. Laura is working with Foggy on…it’ll come to me in a minute.
Okay, here’s what I’ve been doing. Living with a vet has its hazards. We now also have, besides the Airedales, a rescue Dachshund named Abbie (short for Abandoned; it was a parvo puppy left at the clinic door) and a rescue Boxer named Sandy (named after the squirrel on Spongebob Squarepants. Guess what? Our 10 yo son named her.) And here’s the funny thing. Sandy, her breed having German roots, has a different sense of humor and personality than Airedales. 180 degrees different. Actually, not much sense of humor. None, really. It’s like living with a dog version of The Terminator. In my head I hear Sandy talk with an Arnold Swartznegger accent.
Take cats, for instance.
I tell Sandy, “Leave the cat alone.”
Her behavior says, “Oh.Okay. Leave-cat-alone. Head-program-now-updated.” Just like in The Terminator when the kid tells Arnold to not kill anyone.
I tell Ruth the Airedale, “Leave the cat alone.”
Ruth says, “What cat?” Nose touch to cat’s side.
“Leave the cat alone!” Voice raising an octave.
Ruth: “Oh. THIS cat?”
“Yes, THAT cat.”
Ruth says, “This here cat? You’re sure?” Nose touch to cat’s tail.
“Stop touching the cat!”
“Can I goose it?” Nose bump to cat’s rear-end.
“*@#$!!!! Stop with the cat!!!!”
Ruth: “Ah-hahahahahah!!!! Gosh, you’re uptight right now. Relax a little, will ya?” And she bounces around the yard, running by the cat once to go “Boo!”
It’s The Punk versus The Terminator.
And so, I’m not sure how to handle the Boxer. She looks at me with that serious, smushy face and I wonder if she’s going to bite me. I’ve finally figured out she just wants to know what to do. Know what to do? What does that mean? I’m supposed to tell her what to do and she does it. Weird. So I’m spending time figuring out what to tell her and then marveling at the fact she does it.
Where are my Airedales??? They tell me what to do and then we “discuss” it. Gosh, I’m familiar with that.
Actually, the Airedales are easily trained, just with their own spin on it, kind of like a conversation with two thinking individuals. There’s a lot of rapport on the Airedale’s part and laughter, goofing off, rolling on the floor and joking around. The Boxer, on the other hand, had to learn to play and it’s not as free-flowing as with the Airedale. And I’m not sure if she likes me. I’m pretty sure she does, but it’s a “You-are-a-nice-human.” Butt wiggle, butt wiggle. Nothing says, “Yo, babe, you’re the best!” like an Airedale nose-poke and wet beard rub does.